英语幽默故事:独自在家
One evening when I was working late,my wife heard a knock on the door. She ignosed it,but the knocing continued. Frantic,sloe began to bark,softly at first,then louder and louder. Much to her relief,the knocking soon stopped.. One evening when I was working late,my wife heard a knock on the door. She ignosed it,but the knocing continued. Frantic,sloe began to bark,softly at first,then louder and louder. Much to her relief,the knocking soon stopped.
”I came by last night,”he told me,”but I left when your wife barked at me!”.”I came by last night,”he told me,”but I left when your wife barked at me!”
assignment. Peter agreed,and the art student painted and submitted the portrait, only to receive a C minus..assignment. Peter agreed,and the art student painted and submitted the portrait, only to receive a C minus.
The teacher told him that the proportions in the painting were incorrect.”The head is too big,”the professor explained.”The shoulders are too wide,and the feet are enormous.”. The teacher told him that the proportions in the painting were incorrect.”The head is too big,”the professor explained.”The shoulders are too wide,and the feet are enormous.”
He took one Look at my brother.”Okay, A minus. “he said.. He took one Look at my brother.”Okay, A minus. “he said.
Don’t you know the proverb: Barking dogs don’t bite?”. Don’t you know the proverb: Barking dogs don’t bite?”
“I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?”. “I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?”【寓意深刻的英语小故事 英语幽默小故事带翻译】“啊,我是知道,可是狗也知道吗?”
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